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Trump Begins Acceptance Speech With Call To Prayer
03/24
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Ahmed Spends Laylat ul Qadr Earning 1000 Months Worth of Xbox Achievements
03/24
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Conversion Of Ryan Gosling To Islam Halts Arranged Marriages Nationwide
03/24
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Pakistan To Launch Mufti Onto Surface of The Moon To Confirm End of Ramadan, First Day of Eid
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"I Should've Prayed Maghrib On Time" Says Royals Fan
03/29
ISIS Finally Reaches Goal of 100% Male Membership
03/29
Saudi Woman Accidentally Drives Car Straight into Hell
03/29
Voting Age In Qatar Raised To "Voting For Incumbent"
03/29
New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children
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New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children
Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button
Pakistan To Launch Mufti Onto Surface of The Moon To Confirm End of Ramadan, First Day of Eid
New "iBribe" App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market
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"I Should've Prayed Maghrib On Time" Says Royals Fan
World
Yahya Ridwan
ISIS Finally Reaches Goal of 100% Male Membership
World
Halal McNuggets Will Allow Muslims To Also Enjoy Food Poisoning
US News
Mystery Fart “Planted by My Opponents,” Claims Incumbent Khateeb
US News
Imam Calls for Mosque Shutdown Until Gender Separation Wall Built
US News
Yahya Ridwan
Disheveled Uncle Prepared to Refute Every Line of Khutbah
US News
Saudi Aristocrat Escapes Dire Ritz Carlton Conditions, Cites Human Rights Violations
Company Generously Treats Employees to Free Lunches for Entire Holy Month
17-year-old Nada Disappointed to Learn Her Parent’s House Not a Hotel
US Fighter Jets Drop 200 Cans of Pepsi Over West Mosul
President Trump Promises Muslim Ban Will Bring "Many, many more jobs to ISIS"
Trump “Practicing Alphabets” Between Executive Order, Say Senior Staff
Trump Begins Acceptance Speech With Call To Prayer
US News
Yahya Ridwan
Ahmed Will Be "Out Late Studying With All Male Classmates" on Dec. 31, Says His Proud Mother
In a Show of Nationalism, Turkey Bans Chicken
Satan Drunk Texts Donald Trump After Campaign Victory
Local Muslim Couple Question if Sex Was Worth Getting Married at 20
Saudi Woman Accidentally Drives Car Straight into Hell
World
Uproar Over Starbucks' Green "Allahu Akbar" Holiday Cups
Donald Trump: "No Prayer Spaces in Muslim Internment Camps If I'm President."
Obama Invites Fellow Muslim to Bring Clock to Whitehouse
5 Ways to Welcome Back Shaytan
Opinion
7 Lame-Ass Muslims Who Did Absolutely Nothing in 2016
2017's Top-5 Muslim Bachelorettes At Your Local Mosque
2017's Top-5 Muslim Bachelors At Your Local Mosque
12/31/2017
Opinion
Yahya Ridwan
Snapchat's Best Friend Feature Was Only Way To Know Nabila Was Talking To Shareef
Ahmed Spends Laylat ul Qadr Earning 1000 Months Worth of Xbox Achievements
US News
Yahya Ridwan
Conversion Of Ryan Gosling To Islam Halts Arranged Marriages Nationwide
Yahya Ridwan
Muslim Mom Still Doesn’t Know Who Ferguson Is
Muslim Dude Gives No Effs, Swipes Right During Khutbah
Iraqi Forces Closing In On Cute Little ISIS-Controlled Cupcake Shop
Mosque Heat Vision Cameras Capture Elusive Juma'ah Fart Bandit
US News
Yahya Ridwan
Niqabi Going As "Sexy Tablecloth" For Halloween
US News
Layla Sabry
Local Imam Weighs In: "The Dress Is Blue And Haram"
US News
Yahya Ridwan
Prosecutor Assures Public That Adnan Syed Definitely Muslim And Possibly Guilty
Lil Jon Converts To Islam, Turns Down
Iran Accused Of Enriching Flour Despite Repeated Warnings
Muslims Finally Condemn Ebola, Expert Not Fooled
Elderly Arab Men Watch "Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas," Don't Understand
Voting Age In Qatar Raised To "Voting For Incumbent"
World
Yunus Zalah
Pressure Mounting As Suhail Must Choose Between Last Five Minutes Of Gilmore Girls And Maghrib
Maryam Doesn't Have a Little Lamb Anymore
ISIS Calls On Supporters To Destroy The AFC West
Husain Abdullah Missed Kaba By 17 Degrees
Emma Watson's Dowry Plummets After U.N. Speech, Says Local Sexist
World
Layla Sabry
Muslims' Ramadan Breath Can Be Used As Rocket Fuel, Study Finds
Meet Your Caliph: An In-Depth Interview
Suarez Baffled How Muslim Players Will Go 30 Days Without Biting Anyone
ISIS Leader Adds Ray Rice To Fantasy Football Team
Top 5 Presidential Candidates For Next Year's Egyptian Revolution
FCC Warns Public: Sexist Uncle Aamir Now On Twitter
Man Who Prayed 20 Rakahs at Taraweeh Yesterday Insists He Isn't a Hero
Guy At Back Of Iftar Line Realizes Kabobs A Lost Cause, Will Wait For Eid
Cries For Reassignment Erupt After Sorting Hat Places Muslims In Undesirable Madhabs
World
Hostages From Last Night's Masjid Fundraiser Released Unharmed
US News
Mosque League Basketball Team Clearly Converted Tyrone For Upcoming Tournament
Engineering or Medicine, Hamid's Parents Declare Support No Matter Which Major He Chooses
US News
Yahya Ridwan
Cold Caused By Going Out With Friends Last Night, Says Local Muslim Mother
Pakistani Baby Implicated In Attempted Murder Pleads Guilty To "Bottle Laundering" Charge
Not To Be Outdone By Russia, Egypt Sentences 530 To Death
Mosque Board Accidentally Makes Reasonable Decision
Lebanon Finally Arrives In Sochi For Winter Olympics
Annoying Kid Who Runs Between Prayer Lines Retires
Radical Imam Tears It Up On The Half-pipe
Muslim Man’s Ego Fatally Wounded In Coffee Shop Argument
Muslim Frat To Throw Crazy Pizza Party This Weekend
21 Year-Old Zainab Finally Getting Married
Muslim Kangaroo Feels Left Out At Afghan Mosque
Gender Separation Wall "Can Be Seen From Space," Boasts Local Imam
New App Allows Parents To Compare Ahmed To Fictional Children
2/10/2014
Technology
Layla Sabry
Apple TV For Muslim Mothers To Include ‘Fast Forward Through Entire PG-13 Movie’ Button
Technology
Hamza Khan
Muslim Daughter Feared Missing After Father Calls 38 Times Within 5 Minutes
Friday Congregation Led By Kanye Goes Surprisingly Well
Pakistan To Launch Mufti Onto Surface of The Moon To Confirm End of Ramadan, First Day of Eid
Technology
Hamza Khan
Saudi Version of Snow White Features New Mysterious Taller Dwarf, No Snow White
World
New "iBribe" App Makes Waves In Middle Eastern Tech Market
Technology
Child At Arab Gathering Summoned From Upstairs Fun, Endures Completion Of Parental Departing Ritual
Pentagon’s New Uniform Policy Threat To Wholesome American Bigotry
Rep. Michele Bachmann: Victory Mosque Cleverly Disguised As Cross-Bearing, Minister-Led Church
Muslim On Airplane Fails To Smile Wide Enough, Pilot Makes Emergency Landing
Muslim Man Faced With Choice Between Beef Jerky And Heaven
Muslim Zoo Welcomes Arrival Of ‘Small Bear Thing’ To Facility
Caliphate Established In Quaint Midwest Home
Son Comes Out To Father As Non-Polygamist
Saudi Art Exhibit To Feature Absolutely Nothing By Absolutely No One
Least Competent Arab Child Appointed Minister of Sandcastle Construction
FCC Deregulates Arab Dad Conversations, Experts Concerned
Mosque Cuts Costs By Building State-Of-The-Art Online Women's Prayer Hall
World
Local Imam Seals Fate of Community With Horribly Outdated Interfaith Rap
State-Run Media Is Most Reliable Source of News According to State-Run Study
Elmo Declared #1 Threat To Public Morality By Gulf State Commission
Arab Breezes Through Airport Security, Reports It To TSA Headquarters
Outrage As Pakistan Terminates Demon-Repellent Subsidy Program
World
Representative Peter King Fears Muslim Radicalization Of Own Thoughts, Calls Emergency Hearing
FOX News Host Accuses Santa Claus Of Visiting The Homes Of Muslim Children
Saudi Arabia Announces The Discovery Of Mars
Technology
Efficient New Democracy Will Feature Single Un-Elected Representative
Muslim Father Searches For Remote, World Doesn't End
Pakistani Mom Gossip Reaches All-Time High After Saleem Actually Marries Rabia, Say Experts
World
Local Man Will Allow Muslim Neighbor To Continue Being Muslim
Trump Begins Acceptance Speech With Call To Prayer
Ahmed Spends Laylat ul Qadr Earning 1000 Months Worth of Xbox Achievements
Conversion Of Ryan Gosling To Islam Halts Arranged Marriages Nationwide
Pakistan To Launch Mufti Onto Surface of The Moon To Confirm End of Ramadan, First Day of Eid
Trump Begins Acceptance Speech With Call To Prayer
Ahmed Spends Laylat ul Qadr Earning 1000 Months Worth of Xbox Achievements
Conversion Of Ryan Gosling To Islam Halts Arranged Marriages Nationwide
Pakistan To Launch Mufti Onto Surface of The Moon To Confirm End of Ramadan, First Day of Eid