Plano, Texas (9:00 A.M. CST)— Local Imam and interfaith activist Sayed Mourad has sealed the fate of the local community after performing what he referred to as “a few poppin’ lines” at the latest Plano Interfaith Community Dinner.

Sources report that Mourad sifted through a disorganized manila folder before eventually delivering what is being referred to as “likely the largest disservice to the Muslim community since the Jewish knock-knock joke incident two years ago.”

"I knew something was wrong when he put on the do-rag" said Ahmed Rehman."I kept mouthing for him to stop, but instead he started comparing himself to Run DMC and Tupac."